elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

EH EH OH EH OH EH EH OH EH OH EH EH OH EH OH EH EH OH EH OH

(via fake-mermaid)

bookworm332:

The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.  

(Source: anightmarefantasmic, via sextnoise)

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pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

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foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

(Source: soilesusanna, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via fake-mermaid)

tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

(Source: todoyurika, via dutchster)

nakedly:

kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever

(via w0ndertides)

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

(via dutchster)

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ruinedchildhood:

the economy hit the power rangers hard

(Source: hogardelocio, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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welcome-to-the-recon-corps:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

Oh my god I love project runway so much

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

I’m actually crying at how it’s actually an amazing piece ahahaha this is great 

(Source: someone-inconspicuous, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

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